THE JAM CELLAR || Lindy Hop & Swing Dance in Washington, DC!

As recently featured in DC Magazine, The Washingtonian Magazine and the Washington Post -- The Jam Cellar Tuesday is a weekly dance party hot-spot held in a posh, turn of the century mansion in Northwest Washington, DC. Jam Cellar boasts:

comfortable, inviting atmosphere
the best swing djs in metro washington, dc, playing the best swing music
classes for dancers of all levels with world class instructors
spacious, slick floor
occasional quirky contests and awesome bands
vibrant, diverse and friendly crowd

We also host special events periodically.

You will like it.

THIS WEEK IN JAM »

Below you'll our latest mailing. This message comes out every Monday before our Tuesday dance, so the information you see might apply to last week. If you'd like to keep up to date with the mailing list, see below. We pride ourselves on our rediculous emails.

May 6th, 2008

Hey mom!

Happy mother's day!

I made this Jam Cellar announcement for you. I hope you like it. It's got dinosaurs.

Dad told me I'd better do better than that, since he has to spend most of his coal mining paycheck for you on Mothers Day. So me and sis and all the others got together to put on the Most Splendiferous Jam Cellar Family Mother's Day Talent Show Ever!!! tonight. For starters, we made a radio show for you! And that scary Mr. Almonte even promised he'd put it on the online! And he and Uncle Mike Marcott are going to play music from it at The Most Happidiest Jam Cellar Family Mother's Day Talent Show Ever!!! tonight. I want to be a shark when I grow up.

Love,

Billy Watson

P.s. — I also got you a Transformer. I hope you like it.

P.s.s.s. See our program for the Most Bestest Fun-Fun Jam Cellar Ninja Family Mother's Day Talent Show Ever!!!

Building Your Basics starts tonight!

Daddy promised he'd get Uncle Jeff and Aunt Kate to teach us how to Lindy Hop , even though daddy says they're nothing but deadbeat musicians. I've never seen them do magic, but it'd be great if they could for the talent show. Anyway, they'll teach beginner Lindy Hop over the next six weeks! ($60 for six weeks, includes dances).

31 Flavors Class starts tonight!

Aunt Naomi and Uncle Bob are going to surprise you with a visit and talk about many different ways to mix-up swing dance fun-damentals. It'll be just like last Christmas when they came to visit, except Uncle Bob won't forget to take his pills and put the dog in the mashed potatos. At least, he promised he wouldn't. ($50 for four weeks, includes dances. For inter/adv dancers.)

Big Big Event June 6-8!

We're also putting together a CIRCUS! complete with Jugglers! Elephants! Dinosaurs! (Peter and Ramona) Trampolines! Clowns! (Mike Faltesek and Casey Schneider) Bands galore! (Russ Wilson Orchestra, Boilermaker Orchestra, Solomon Douglas) Races! (Peabody contest) and spectacular feats of flight! (Strictly Lindy Comp). Sign up!

Jam Cellar Old Timey Radio Programme!

Yehoodi interweb site promised it would play our radio program all month beginning this Thursday! It includes music from everyone in the Jam Cellar family, and lots of silly stuff from Bobby and Luke, who are sometimes almost as funny as Laffy Taffy jokes. Heehee Laffy Taffy. They're funny cause they're true.

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